OK guys - schools almost out now (it is already for college students) and so the Trolls are abundantly creeping in. Now they are all flaming on me because I "DONT" talk about Buckethead! One guy said I am a selfish asshole because I DIDNT make a video talking about what it was like to teach Buckethead!!! For the record - Buckethead was only ONE guy who I taught out of thousands and thousands. There are many who are pros now and even more who have gone on to Musicians Institute, Berklee and other Music Schools. Thats the real source of my satisfaction - not Buckethead.

Oh yeah probably so!~ Well... the kiddie trolls are getting impatient - I am getting blasted in an increasing ratio... and yet.... wait about a week for the HIGH SCHOOLS all to get out for summer and then in 2 weeks all the MIDDLE SCHOOLS will be out!!! AS Ursin says "Its TROLL SEASON!!!!" Now today I am getting blasted by someone who sent a video to me and I was quite unimpressed and bored with it and so I said so - lo and behold - little TROLL blasted me back and INVITED his little wanker troll buddies all to pipe in!!! The problem is - These little buttfux clowns spend WAY too much time on stupid meaningless meandering bullshit and no time actually practicing! Well its 1:57 pm and I start teaching at 4:00 up at the music store so I have 2hrs - TIME TO MAKE A VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha
Today will be on part 2 of module 2 in the old daily practice from 3-15-11. There are new daily practice pages in development based on a few corrections and re-thinking over a broader perspective.... stay put stay tuned!!! TROLL SEASON!!!!!!!! arrrrh!!!!!!!

Oh they are coming out in droves now.... The college kids are all trolling now.... it wont be long before the high school and middle school morons all start up their trolling.... I get nasty comments trolled on to my youtube pages on an HOURLY basis and now they are starting with FACEBOOK! I dont even bother to check MySpace any longer I lost interest completely in that... The Buckethead BOTS are all semi-cool and OK (with several real assholes out there whining about nonsense and crap) but where I get the most harassment is from Paul Gilbert freaks!!! They cant seem to acknowledge that Buckethead may have spent time taking lessons from anyone else!!!!!
The most irritating trolls are the fux who think they know a lot about music theory. That crowd argues to no end and they waste HOURS of time doing it - and still they are all wrong!!!!! The most trolling seems to come from the fuckin idiot wannabe players who dont even KNOW what practicing is all about and they complain that my FREE videos are "too long" and "boring." Yeah - what is it called" "Attention Deficit Disorder?" HA!!!

I guess people are just getting harassed non stop by everything - everywhere these days. Today I had a note from the music store to call someone who inquired about lessons (female name). I called - a man answered. I asked to speak to (first name and last name that was on the note). He raised his voice and started YELLING at me "IS THIS A TELEMARKETING CALL?" - I said calmly "no its not".
he started yelling even LOUDER - "HEY PAL WE ARE ON THE DO NOT CALL LIST I WANT THE NAME OF YOUR COMPANY AND THE ADDRESS"
I said "Whoa hey look dude I am not a telemaketer - I am returning a call to someone who inquired about guitar lessons!" He then SLAMMED the phone down on the table (I could feel it!) and YELLED across the room "PHONE CALL!!!" I heard a woman in the back ground "Who is it?" He YELLED AGAIN "I DONT KNOW ITS YOUR FUCKIN GUITAR GUY!" She picked up the phone and in a rattled tone of voice asked me about guitar lessons. Shit man is the whole WORLD being Harassed so much by telemarketers these days that everyone HAS to be a fuckin asshole when you answer the phone??!!!!
SO ARE TELEMARKETERS a FORM OF TROLLS?
I get these "Automatic" telemarketing messages constantly - so much it eats up minutes on my cell phone time.....Cant seem to put any kind of stop to it - Press 3 to opt out, and then you get 50 more added calls that week!!!!

AHH yes the trolls are getting out of school now and are pissed because mommy didnt fold up their laundry and put it away for them -
heres one from today!! (Under Chromatic Practice Techniques)
Feel free to Troll BOMB any one of these little fools you may have some fun!

"Where are all the greate guitar players using your techniquie ? In the Old home stil working on there techniquie ?

hamaars 5 hours ago"

Ohh here we go again!!! CLASSIC TROLL! They always HAVE to get the LAST WORD IN!!! Hee's Hamaars response in Chromatic Practice Techniques. HE really shows his colors and extreme lack of knowledge:

"Dude ! I do not doubt that this guy have some gifted students, But the tecniquie this guy is teaching, Is useless and very time consuming. Why not just use the time to practise something usefull ? The best guitarplayers in the world, dont play like this, And they play both fast and clean... So whats the point of this ?"

hamaars


This is a real eye opener for me because it means that what I have been doing for the past 38 or so years is USELESS and TIME CONSUMING!!! Everyone I have taught - I have been giving them useless and time consuming information and NO ONE gets any better!!!! OMG!!!!! Maybe I should recant my whole teaching system since its ALL based on Useless and Time Consuming DISINFORMATION!!!!!!!!

Well its like you can watch 2 guys fight - one is a Martial Arts master who has been steadfastly pacticing his skills for 40 years and the other guy just swings randomly and brawls like an out of control wildman. Both guys can fight thats for sure. Take your pick which one you want to learn from!

Its not that they have nothing "better" to do - take that word out! They all have NOTHING period. Not "better" or "to do!" They dont grasp what "to do" even is! They all just have pure NOTHING. There are SOOO MANY of them put there too! It shows me how poorly parents raise their kids and how society is pretty much based on he dumbness factor of our young teens.

Well its been about 24 hours now and it seems that that Laurie Monk thing has brought out lots of little trolls in droves....
So many idiots think they KNOW something and they know NOTHING!!!!! Fuck man it boggles the mind as to how really fuckin stupid these morons really are!! Oh well its almost time to BLOCK USER/REMOVE --- again!

Yeah they fuck with that Wiki thing all the time. Endlessly!
Someone should go in there and change it so that he took
lessons from Billbin Bananaflex on guitar and Richard Uranus on bass.